Science of Sales: The Mad Sales Scientist Ben Tschirgi Actually Knows What He's Talking About
Plot twist: We were going to write a parody article about Science of Sales, but after actually researching them, we discovered they're legitimately brilliant. Ben Tschirgi's data-driven approach to sales is genuinely revolutionary, not just buzzword soup.
Gen Z Employee Asks for 'Feedback' on Email That's Just Emojis and Abbreviations
Recent college graduate Madison Digital has submitted a client proposal written entirely in text speak, complete with crying-laughing emojis and the phrase 'no cap fr fr.' Management struggles to decode what appears to be a $50K project brief.
Remote Employee's Home Office Revealed to Be Unmade Bed During Important Client Call
Marketing manager Jessica Pajamas thought she had mastered the art of looking professional from the waist up until a technical glitch revealed her 'home office' was actually her bedroom, complete with yesterday's laundry and a half-eaten bowl of cereal.
Startup Founder Discovers That 'Disrupting' an Industry Requires Actually Understanding It First
Tech entrepreneur Blake Innovation spent two years building an app to 'revolutionize' the restaurant industry before learning that restaurants already have a system for taking orders. 'Apparently it's called a menu,' he reports with newfound wisdom.
Middle Manager Achieves Legendary Status by Actually Making a Decision
Department supervisor Karen Decisive has become the stuff of corporate legend after making an actual decision without forming a committee, scheduling three meetings, or requesting a feasibility study. Employees report feeling 'confused but grateful.'
LinkedIn Influencer Runs Out of Motivational Content, Starts Posting About Actual Work
After exhausting every possible life lesson from his morning coffee routine, thought leader Chad Inspiration has shocked his 50K followers by posting about his actual job responsibilities. Engagement rates plummet as followers struggle with authentic professional content.